Discovery
Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk. Shoplifting is a victimless crime.
Identity
Like punching someone in the dark. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus?
That came out of left field.
Apps
So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. Oh, a *sarcasm* detector.
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