My Resume
Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.